jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via i-will-die-laughing)

keelah-kawaii:

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

#this isn’t what i didn’t pay for

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via you-can-hakuna-my-tatas)

monsters-on:

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illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

(via i-will-die-laughing)

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(Source: misandrywhale, via wear-me-like-a-locket)

modestdemidov:

(via wear-me-like-a-locket)